latest new jocks in hindi

1. Kamina pappu
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Pappu chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le k gaya
aur
ek chamach liquid dukandaar ko pila k bola:-
mitha hai Kya?
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Dukandar bola- nahi,
kyu kya h ye?
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Pappu : - docter ne Bola
chemist ki shop se'urine'me
sugar check karwa k aao...!
Wo check krwane aya tha.







2.Daku:- tera name kya h?
Girl- nisha.
Daku:meri fb frnd ka
name b nisha hi h,
ja tujhe maaf kiya.
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Daku(boy se): tera kya
name h?
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pappu : name to mera
pappu h,
par pyar se log muje b
'nisha'hi kehte h







3. Ladkiya kabhi khud pyar
ka izhar Q nhi
karti..???
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. Interesting jawab .
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Taki break-up krte waqt ye keh sake .
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Tum mere piche pade
the mai nahi.. 
Agree
Boys ?? = Thoko Likes








4. Darr ka asli example:"
4 dost ek baathroom me nange
naha rahe the...
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Achanak! Ek ke haath se sabun
fisal kar gir jata hai...
Lekin koi jhuk kar uthata nai hai..
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Isse kehte hai darr...
Jo Samajh gaya wo Like Kare..
Warna Pogo to 24X7 aata rehta
hai.. 






5. In1980, IDBI bank rejectd loan of AMBANI..
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In 2012 Mukesh Ambani was planing 2 buy
IDBI..
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This shows nothing is imposible.
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Yesterday SBI Rejected my loan..
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na na maaf karne ka to sawal hi nahi
hota...  







6. Ek Sachchi Ghatna Jise Sochkar Insaan Ki
Rooh Tak Kaanp Jaaye,
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Lekin Zaalimo Ke Haanth Tak Bhi Nahi
Kaanpe...
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GWALIOR Ki Ek
17 Saal Ki LADKI,
Jisne Abhi-Abhi 12th Pass Ki Thi,
Aur Abhi Jo Din Uske Enjoy Karne Ke The.
Uske Sage MAMA Ne
Behlaa Fuslaa Kar,
Uska
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"ENGINEERING Ka Form Bharwa Hi
Diyaa..."   








7. Tanhaion me unko hi yaad karte hain,
Wo salamt rahe yahi fariyad karte hai,
Ham unke hi mohabbt ka intzar karte hai,
Unko kya pata hum unse kitna pyaar karte hai…







8. Chand ne kar diya he taro ko
INVITE,
Suraj ne pakad li he subah ki
FLIGHT,
Khuda ko yaad kar lo aur off
kar lo LIGHT,
Meri taraf se aapko achchi si