1. On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.
May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!
2. I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
this comes with many loving
thoughts & warm wishes
i send 2 u, may ur day be filled
with laughter, on this special day
may the finest things in life
always come ur way happy birthday
3. Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life.
Happy Birthday
4. A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
5. Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !
6. Wishing u a day soft as silk…..
white as milk…..
sweet as honey andfull of money.
may all ur dreams come true….
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
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1. aaj k din ki namaz
aaj k din ki dua
aaj k din ki prayer
aaj k din ka paath
sab tumhare liye hai
so h.birthday frnd
2. payal ki jankaar raste-2
janam din mubrak haste-2
i wish to u h.birthday frnd
3. Har raah aasan ho
Har raah pe khushiya ho
Har din khubsoorat ho
Aisa hi poora jivan ho
Yahi har din meri dua ho
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!
4. In soft gleaming of stars….
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday …….
5. Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
‘Cause I know the mirror doesn’t lie.
You’re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you’re getting to be an old guy.
1."motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shad hain na,
aj tumharasal birthday hai,
dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"
happy birthday
2. Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
‘Cause I know the mirror doesn’t lie.
You’re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you’re getting to be an old guy.
3. As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
These common things aren’t really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.
We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.
So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you
4. dosti ye lafz nahi jo mit jaye umar nahi jo dhal jaye safar nahi jo mukaam paye ye wo ehsaas hai jiske liye agar jiya jaye to zindagi kam pad jaye ... many many happy returns of the day.dear happy birthday,
5. The child was born,
parents were blessed
and
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you
1. Kamina pappu
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Pappu chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le k gaya
aur
ek chamach liquid dukandaar ko pila k bola:-
mitha hai Kya?
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Dukandar bola- nahi,
kyu kya h ye?
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Pappu : - docter ne Bola
chemist ki shop se'urine'me
sugar check karwa k aao...!
Wo check krwane aya tha.
2.Daku:- tera name kya h?
Girl- nisha.
Daku:meri fb frnd ka
name b nisha hi h,
ja tujhe maaf kiya.
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Daku(boy se): tera kya
name h?
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pappu : name to mera
pappu h,
par pyar se log muje b
'nisha'hi kehte h
3. Ladkiya kabhi khud pyar
ka izhar Q nhi
karti..???
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. Interesting jawab .
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Taki break-up krte waqt ye keh sake .
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Tum mere piche pade
the mai nahi..
Agree
Boys ?? = Thoko Likes
4. Darr ka asli example:"
4 dost ek baathroom me nange
naha rahe the...
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Achanak! Ek ke haath se sabun
fisal kar gir jata hai...
Lekin koi jhuk kar uthata nai hai..
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Isse kehte hai darr...
Jo Samajh gaya wo Like Kare..
Warna Pogo to 24X7 aata rehta
hai..
5. In1980, IDBI bank rejectd loan of AMBANI..
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In 2012 Mukesh Ambani was planing 2 buy
IDBI..
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This shows nothing is imposible.
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Yesterday SBI Rejected my loan..
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na na maaf karne ka to sawal hi nahi
hota...
6. Ek Sachchi Ghatna Jise Sochkar Insaan Ki
Rooh Tak Kaanp Jaaye,
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Lekin Zaalimo Ke Haanth Tak Bhi Nahi
Kaanpe...
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GWALIOR Ki Ek
17 Saal Ki LADKI,
Jisne Abhi-Abhi 12th Pass Ki Thi,
Aur Abhi Jo Din Uske Enjoy Karne Ke The.
Uske Sage MAMA Ne
Behlaa Fuslaa Kar,
Uska
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"ENGINEERING Ka Form Bharwa Hi
Diyaa..."
7. Tanhaion me unko hi yaad karte hain,
Wo salamt rahe yahi fariyad karte hai,
Ham unke hi mohabbt ka intzar karte hai,
Unko kya pata hum unse kitna pyaar karte hai…
8. Chand ne kar diya he taro ko
INVITE,
Suraj ne pakad li he subah ki
FLIGHT,
Khuda ko yaad kar lo aur off
kar lo LIGHT,
Meri taraf se aapko achchi si
1. Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
2. Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
3. Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!
4. Raat ka andhera kuch kehna chahta hai,
Ye chand chandni ke saath rehna chahta hai,
Hum to tanha hi khush thaa,
Magar pata nahi kyu ye dil kisi ke saath rehna chahta hai…
5. Chand Ki Chandni Ne Ek Paalki Banayi Hai,
Aur Ye Paalki Humne Bade Pyaar Se Sajayi Hai,
Dua Hai Ye Hawa Tujhse Zara Dheere Chalna,
Mere Pyaar Ko Badi Pyaari Neend Aayi Hai…
6. Ho gayi raat aasman mein nikal gaye sitare
So gaye sari panchi kya khub khile nazare
Aap bhi so jaiye is haseen raat mein
Dekhiye Sweet Dreams pyare pyare…
7. Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun,
tujse apni jaan mangta hun,
tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliyem
ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun !!
1. Log kehte hain..
Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye to
waqt aur raat bhi achha guzarta hai..
So..
Maine socha aap ko
Meri yaad dila du…
2. Apni wo mulakat kuch adhuri si lagi,
Paas hoke bhi thodi duri si lagi,
Honto pe hasi ankhon mein majburi si lagi,
Zindagi mein pehli bar dosti itni zaruri lagi…
3. Dost jindgi ka chand hota hai,
Dil ki jami ka asman hota hai,
Badnasib wo hota hai jinka koi dost nahi hota,
Kyoki dost to dhadkte dil ka taj hota hai…
4. Dost ka pyar dua se kam nahi hota,
Dost dur ho to bhi gum nahi hota,
Pyar mein aksar dosti kam ho jati hai,
Par dosti mein kabhi pyar kam nahi hota…
5. Bhul ne wale hume bhul jaate hai,
Dil se unke hum nikal jaate hai,
Jabtk hum roz msg Na kare kisi ko,
Tabtak hum kaha kisi ko yaad aate hai..
Hi frnd hw r u..?
6. In ankho se sapne churaya na kero
humari dosti ko azmaya na kero,
tumhari ek hasi meri dil ki dhadkan hai
unhe yu na ansuo mein gavaya kero…
7. Zindgi 1 Railway Station H,
Pyaar 1 Train H
Jo Aati Hai Aur Chali Jati He
Par Dosti Enquiry Counter Hai
Jo Hamesha Kehti Hai… ”MAY I HELP U?”
8. Aasman Se Unchi Meri Manzil Hai,
Pariyo Se Sundar Mera Khwab Hai,
Sagar Se Gehra Mera Pyar Hai,
Aur Sare Jahan Se Achha Mera Yaar Hai..
9. Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya …..
10. Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!
11. If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…
1. Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai…
2. Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,
Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…
3. Phoolo se kya dosti karte ho,
Phool to murjha jaate hai.
Agar dosti karni hai to kaanto se karo,
Kyuki wo chubh kar bhi yaad aate hai…
4. Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai…
5. Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai,
Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai,
Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain,
Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain…
6. Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA
7. Kuch saalo baad najane kya sama hoga,
Najane kaun dost kaha hoga,
Phir milna hua toh milenge yaadon mein,
Jaise sukhe gulab milte hai kitabon mein…
1. Mohabbat ka kya hai kabhi bhi ho jaati hai,
Har kisi ki ankhon mein bas nami si chod jaati hai,
Humne ki mohabbat to haal hua aisa,
Taaron ke beech ek shaam gujarta ho jaise…
2. Kuch Rishte Anjane me hi ho Jaate hain,
Pehle Dil fir Zindagi se jur jaate hain,
Kehte hain us Dour ko Pyaar,
Jisme log Zindagi se bhi pyaare ho jaate hain…
3. Jab Kisi ke sapne kisi ke armaan ban jaaye,
Jab kisi ki hansi kisi ki muskan ban jaaye,
Pyaar kehte hain use,
Jab Kisi ki saansein kisi ki jaan ban jaaye…
4. Itne yakin se to hum keh nahi sakte,
Ke hum apko yaad rakh payenge,
Par itna wada jarur kar sakte he,
Zindgi mein aapko kabhi bhul nahi payenge…
5. Itna khoobsurat chehara hai tumhara..
har dil diwana hai tumhara..
log kehate hai chand ka tukda ho tum..
lekin ham kehate hai chand tukda hai tumhara…
6. Jab jab mein leta hun saans tu yaad aati hai,
Meri har ek saans me teri khushbu bas jaati hai,
Kaise kahoon tere bina mein zinda hun,
Kyunki har saans se pehle teri khusbu aati hai…
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