1. Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
2. Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
3. Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!
4. Raat ka andhera kuch kehna chahta hai,
Ye chand chandni ke saath rehna chahta hai,
Hum to tanha hi khush thaa,
Magar pata nahi kyu ye dil kisi ke saath rehna chahta hai…
5. Chand Ki Chandni Ne Ek Paalki Banayi Hai,
Aur Ye Paalki Humne Bade Pyaar Se Sajayi Hai,
Dua Hai Ye Hawa Tujhse Zara Dheere Chalna,
Mere Pyaar Ko Badi Pyaari Neend Aayi Hai…
6. Ho gayi raat aasman mein nikal gaye sitare
So gaye sari panchi kya khub khile nazare
Aap bhi so jaiye is haseen raat mein
Dekhiye Sweet Dreams pyare pyare…
7. Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun,
tujse apni jaan mangta hun,
tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliyem
ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun !!
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